Feb18

What Happens After Midnight

  • Kevin: maybe someday you'll see what it's like to consistently sleep after 12...
  • Kevin: people become a bit unrestrained after midnight
  • Me: what does that even mean
  • Kevin: you have to see it to believe it
  • Kevin: there's no saying what will happen after midnight
  • Me: example plz
  • Kevin: [some dude] after sunday midnight after doing online english homework
  • Me: "you know, atheism is actually a credible and logical way of thinking i think i might consider becoming an atheist"?
  • Kevin: well... close but no cigar
  • Me: "I'd really consider having sex with my english homework. just sticking my dick through the three hole punch" or what
  • Kevin: yeah, probably, just without the dicks and sex
  • Me: that just leaves a three hole punch
  • Me: that's not fun