March 2012
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Hey guys
Just wanted to let you know I have emotions other than snark and cynicism. fyi and all that.
February 2012
15 posts
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How to Debate a Creationist →
Idioms
The saying goes that you should shoot for the moon because, even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars. Unfortunately, that’s not true. If your calculations are off by even the smallest fraction, any spacecraft on its way towards the moon will miss, sending it out into the cold, dark recesses of space where the occupants will die of asphyxiation when their air runs out or starvation,...
holy shit when did they change the new post...
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“I’d MUCH rather be an honest bastard than a well liked liar”
– Nate Burr (Blunty3000) encapsulating my social philosophy
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the...”
– Hermann Göring, Nazi founder of the Gestapo, talking about the modern American military in 1946 (or so I’d like to think).
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Ambiguous Title
Emotionally charged yet equally nebulous content deprecating an unnamed second person (or persons) of some sort.
Conclusion that basically amounts to “Fuck off.”
What Happens After Midnight
Kevin: maybe someday you'll see what it's like to consistently sleep after 12...
Kevin: people become a bit unrestrained after midnight
Me: what does that even mean
Kevin: you have to see it to believe it
Kevin: there's no saying what will happen after midnight
Me: example plz
Kevin: [some dude] after sunday midnight after doing online english homework
Me: "you know, atheism is actually a credible and logical way of thinking i think i might consider becoming an atheist"?
Kevin: well... close but no cigar
Me: "I'd really consider having sex with my english homework. just sticking my dick through the three hole punch" or what
Kevin: yeah, probably, just without the dicks and sex
Me: that just leaves a three hole punch
Me: that's not fun
