February 2012
12 posts
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“I’d MUCH rather be an honest bastard than a well liked liar”
– Nate Burr (Blunty3000) encapsulating my social philosophy
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the...”
– Hermann Göring, Nazi founder of the Gestapo, talking about the modern American military in 1946 (or so I’d like to think).
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Ambiguous Title
Emotionally charged yet equally nebulous content deprecating an unnamed second person (or persons) of some sort.
Conclusion that basically amounts to “Fuck off.”
What Happens After Midnight
Kevin: maybe someday you'll see what it's like to consistently sleep after 12...
Kevin: people become a bit unrestrained after midnight
Me: what does that even mean
Kevin: you have to see it to believe it
Kevin: there's no saying what will happen after midnight
Me: example plz
Kevin: [some dude] after sunday midnight after doing online english homework
Me: "you know, atheism is actually a credible and logical way of thinking i think i might consider becoming an atheist"?
Kevin: well... close but no cigar
Me: "I'd really consider having sex with my english homework. just sticking my dick through the three hole punch" or what
Kevin: yeah, probably, just without the dicks and sex
Me: that just leaves a three hole punch
Me: that's not fun
January 2012
13 posts
Hey so
What do you think a really, really nice hat would look like? You know, aside from the obvious, hat like qualities?
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How I wrote my essay
Took a point from my Speech and Debate… speech about how our government is fucked (Draft 1.0)
Drafted a 4 page essay about how the executive branch of the United States government was too powerful (Draft 2.0)
Heavily revised it and added a conclusion, bringing it to 5.25 pages. (Draft 2.5)
Realized that that essay didn’t address the prompt enough (too much history and not enough...
I think something's wrong here
9th Grade HP Biology: Mr. Nguyen
10th Grade HP Chemistry: Mr. Nguyen
11th Grade AP Chemistry: Mr. Nguyen
12th Grade AP Biology: Take a wild guess
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Walking past a rock garden
Me: Hey, look. This lawn... *takes off glasses* rocks.
Later: passing by the same garden.
Me: I think this guy's house... *takes of glasses* is pretty stoned.
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Calculus
Me: so what should i study
Them: probably related rates
Me: that's easy
Me: relatively speaking
Them: hahahaha
Them: nice
Later: ....
Me: *i just saw what i did there
“Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.”
– Henry Brook Adams, 1907
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CONTENT
So here’s the pitch:
Near the peak of Mt. McKinley there is this family of anthropomorphic polar bears whose favorite meals are dumbass unprepared mountain climbers. However, Kid McDenaliBear gets indigestion from one of the closeted gay Conservative Rick Santorum fanboy white supremacist hiking enthusiast trying to climb the mountain, and the story is about him (the bear, not the crazy) on...
Stop. Click play. (New Tab optional.) Listen.
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It's been three days since I last turned on my...
December 2011
14 posts
I can calculate the coefficient of static friction on a banked curve as quick as you’d like. I can tell you who caused the Spanish-American War and why. I can integrate the square secant of x no problem. I can analyze the rhetorical strategies employed in a 16th century aristocratic letter, an Onion article, and everything in between.
But a formal dance? With corsages? The fuck is this?
Thursday
2nd Period - Accounting - Test
4th Period - Chemistry - Test
6th Period - Calculus BC - Test
Me: Fuck.
“A policeman’s job is only easy in a police state.”
logicality asked: lol
ktomega asked: u mad bro?
ktomega asked: You know how "Maybe" is a horrible, horrible word?
jordanthegreat asked: ron paul vs. obama would be epic. their ideas are so conflicting. its just obama will inevitably win (of course) because ron paul will never compromise
November 2011
21 posts
wesleyyen asked: hey don't say that you'll hurt their feelings
Scene: Getting dental x-rays
Nurse: Does it feel like you're sitting up straight?
Me: I wouldn't know the feeling.
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Death Valley: One of the hottest, driest, lowest, and deadest places on Earth. A popular vacation spot!
“The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skin is because they...”
– Den Fujita, first president of McDonalds Japan, 1971.
Hate crime charges filed in Amish beard cutting... →
There are so many things wrong with this I can’t tell if it’s sad or hilarious.
It is way too easy to start a new blog
In case you’re interested, there’s:
the one you’re reading right now
dexm - I write original content and prose
radlations - nothing happens even though there are like four contributors
stickfigurestudios where I, Kathy, Emma, and Kevin make content. Eventually.
“Does it strike anybody that anywhere there are no women present: football, the...”
– Bill Maher (Real Time with Bill Maher 11/11/11)